theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

playstation2chainz:

"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

thempress:

trust:

i think this is my one of my favourite videos right now

The meaning of friendship. 

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

snatchedweaves:

katten-jansson:

abcnewsofficial:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!

is this fucking serious

literallysame:

The EPA, the US Government Agency that protects our water, is playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood (x)

literallysame:

The EPA, the US Government Agency that protects our water, is playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood (x)